Engineers in a Car

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?”

 

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By carlosnegronmontoya Posted in Jokes

Hunting…

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Australian are at a hunting camp. They each have their own bear to kill, with whatever weapons they can make. The Englishman makes a bow and arrow, and fires it between his bear’s eyes.

The Scotsman, makes a spear and throws it perfectly to hit his bear between the eyes.

The Australian makes a weapon and hruls it towards his bear’s eyes, but falls to the ground dead, instead of the bear.

After a while, the Englishman and Scotsman start to think the bear killed the Australian, until the Scotsman finds his body and asks the Englishman, “Why’s there a boomerang in his head?”

 

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By carlosnegronmontoya Posted in Jokes